Monday, July 13, 2009

Notty Singaporeans :)

I found this Singaporean website which features a notty couple taking nude pics of themselves here:

http://singaporelolita.blogspot.com/


This was after reading on the Star about 'sex romp in park by Singaporeans" here :

Source :

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/7/13/nation/4306988&sec=nation



NINE pictures of a couple having sex at a park in Singapore are circulating on the Internet, Sin Chew Daily reported. Although no details were provided about the pictures, the couple are said to be Singaporeans. The pictures show the woman first wearing a grey top and the man wearing a red T-shirt.

After placing a mat on the grass, the couple start to peel off their clothing piece by piece. One of the pictures shows the naked man helping the woman unhook her bra. Since they were uploaded on Friday, the pictures have created wide interest as scores of netizens have gone online searching for them.

Quite interesting I must say. Haha :)

Saturday, July 4, 2009

I love Sam Kap! :)




I got this dvd lately. The forbidden legend of Sex and Chopsticks. I found out on the Internet that they have chapter 2 as well.

Actually I have not watched any type of porn for about a decade. Why? Because American porn or french or british or black porn is sickening - all that hair and dirty looking people, they make feel sick and geli. Japanese porn also sickening especially with the fat jap guy and slim nice girl. Not balanced lah.

So on and off - I still recall the great Hong Kong soft porn by Yip Chee Mui, Lee Ley Chan, Yip Yoke Hing. Great Stuff man. Nice stories, nice looking guys and solid looking women. Stories are very nice and also interesting. I enjoy it very much.

It's like reading a Harold Robbins novel, got story, got sex, it makes it very complete like in real life you know. And 111-class porn is just nice. Who wants to see cocks? Or pussy? I got my own cock, I can see any time, for pussy, you can see on the net. And besides though I like to see pussy in real life and often gaze on the pussy of someone I would love whilst making love, kissing the pussy and licking it, in a movie I prefer to see two people embracing.

This movie - The Forbidden Legend of Sex and Chopsticks - its a very nice movie with nice looking guys and great looking girls. Nice beautiful bodies. I enjoyed it very much. You can buy the dvds anywhere in pasar malam. I am now looking forward to see the part II lah.

Nowadays I don't get so steamed lah but for me it's like an art form. Because these movies have substance on top of soft form, they have also beauty in the form of traditional chinese sets, especially the classic china scenes. Simply beautiful.

Nice lah...

Oh ya, the movie says to make a woman have great sex is to make her feel she is loved and have her in love with you, then she will enjoy three times as compared to normal sex without love.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Power struggles

Fact is lately alot of people I know have been having relationship problems. I mean, you read about people killing themselves, you read about Princess Diana and Prince Charles even those days ago, most recently you may have read about Pamela Anderson and her fallout with Tommy Lee Jones

I often wonder why all these things happen. Well, I know why they happen.

It's a power struggle between the man and the woman.

What you like is not what I like - so who gives in?

And that is one of the causes of relationship struggles, wars and ultimately, breakup, divorce or just plain ole screwing around.

When you have a serious relationship, I find most people change. Maybe the security of a 'steady relationship' makes both parties free to say whatever they want. It's like you love me, so you can say whatever you want to me. Including things like I hate the smell of your fart!!! Your boobs are getting saggy and droopy, Eouwwww!!!

Or stuff like, why does your dick look like some shrivelled prawn when you are not having an erection? It looks like a shrivelled elephants trunk. Only smaller... Ouchhh!!!

Lately Transformers 2 hit the cinemas. Gosh - alot of guys must wish - How I wish that my gf / wife / lover has a body like Megan Fox. If only her butt was as firm and not sagging under the weight of junk food and her curves were not too amply and just. Hell, my girlfriend doesn't have curves, she has just one blob and she looks like a ball with sticks as hands and feet. And a small round raisin as a head.

And I can hear women saying. Her guy is so fit these days that he's got a one-pack, a big one-pack unlike those days when he had a six-pack. These days, everything is instant and fast so most guys go for a one-pack. No longer six pack.

Neways, being in relationship is not a license to say whatever you want. Those words hurt and they fester maybe even for many goddamn years. And eventually these things will come out some day in some fucking argument when all hell breaks loose.

Simple things like dat, nobody ever realises. What the fuck man!!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

ala Gay motherfuckers

Why do the fuck do gays harass me?
I wonder sometimes, is it I look gay?
So I ask my mom, "Do I look gay mom?
And mom says, "Of course not, not at all"

Why do the fuck gays peep at me?
At the fucking gym when I shower
At the locker room when I am changing
And in the gym, they stare at my dick

Why the goddamn gays must touch me?
On my shoulder as if in accident?
On my back as if I got ticks or fleas?
And on my butt as if they wanna clean my shit?

I don't like to hate anybody at all
For me gays are human too
Even if they play with shit
And sexually harass me all the time

That is why I beat up one who pinched my butt :)

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Old Pussy gets Young Cock

Actually these days I meet a lot of divorcees who have kids but always say they are single and later sooner or later we find out the truth about them. For me divorcees don’t make much difference compared to an unmarried single woman. They are still people and they can be still a hot woman.

There are actually a lot of women out there who are single and I just wonder why? They look not bad and well, I was just talking with my friend Joe on this over lunch a couple of hours ago.

Joe said, “Aiyah, look at our office, full of single and desperate women. They need servicing you know. See they look so horny and all. I also feel like doing them a favor. Haha”

I grinned, “They need servicing or you need to be serviced?

Jo laughed, “Yalah, I see them – I also salivate lah. God!!! look at Kamala’s full tits, makes me wanna rub my face on them and lick-lick and also suck them enthusiastically…”

I looked serious, “Hey fuck man – don’t fuck around with the staff ok! Anything fucked up, I can’t save you man. Screw up your rice bowl, you got to fix it yourself. My principle is ‘never eat and shit at the same place’ – you probably can’t bear the smell and the taste of your own shit and probably pass out from the shame and the cock-up which will be inevitable..”

Jo said somberly, “Yeah I know. Won’t mess around lah but I can fantasize, can’t I?”

He added, “Actually these women – they expect a lot…now they are mid 30s and upto mid 40s, the desperation is in them and yet they still expect a lot. 5Cs – cash, credit, condo, car and cock. How to get lah? Older man may have all but in your early 50s cock also soft lah..”

I said, “Speak for yourself okay, Mine is still standing hard and proud daily. Royal Salute every morning, okayyyy”

Joe continued, “actually it all boils down to unrealistic expectations and well, social pressure. It’s like this – in US, it’s normal for Madonna, Mariah Carey and Demi Moore to find younger men for themselves. Pretty hot ones I must say. I think Asian women who are more mature should go for younger men. Also men who are less educated – after all, all they need is companionship, a good screw and well, someone to be with.”

I laughed, “Sure, try telling that to Ms Kamala with the big boobs. She is still trying to land a CEO, besides she’s earning good $$$. She can afford to buy the latest model of dildoes – the XXX super power tickler Sensationalist with artificial warm milk ejaculation when squeezed deep in her pussy. I caught her with some dildo brochures man. The cock size is 10 inches and 3.5inches thick. I wonder if she will kill herself – banging herself silly on that thingy??? Sigh – guess I better get HR to increase insurance coverage on her…”

For me, older women should go for younger men… simple as that. Because we mature and older men go for younger women. Yeah, get your kicks ladies on route 666. :)

Saturday, June 20, 2009

A quiet homecoming...


I have been away. Such a long time. Broken hearted and lost after I lost my tigress. Did some soul searching and been with some nice lovely girls and now I am back. Much wiser, much more calmer and still the same Hustler I was, only a better person for it.

When you love someone as much I loved her, losing her would take quite a chunk out of me, the memories, they kill me sometimes but well, things have to move on and I know I am glad that we ended when we did. The love affair had run its course.

I am backkkk!!! Still anonymous I hope and still having my readers again too. Yes I am glad to be back. Though how I will sound this time, blogging - I really don't know.

But I am glad to be back and I miss my fans, friends and all the people I used to know here... :)